Odd Man Out

If a friend was in a cult, and they were inviting all these other people to be a part of it, would you be offended if they did not ask you to join their cultish group?

Well my answer, is hell yes.

Why am I not good enough for your cult? Do you not think that I have a hole somewhere in my life that cult leaders and people looking to take advantage of me can exploit and fill with rhetoric and tantalizing cult activities? I do, i swear! I can be manipulated!! Why won't you invite me into your cult.

Granted, I am not direct friends with cult members, but I just think it would be nice to at least OFFER to take me to a cult meeting now and again as opposed to just focusing on my bfff (boyfriend, friend, fiance). He is the opposite of what you want for a cult. I shouldn't be complaining about this because I guess a bad cult member candidate does in some ways make him a better partner. Maybe.

All the same, what the hell, I want acceptance by a group of people who demand money and life devotion in return for a false friendship and sense of hope.

Sigh.